11 Weekend Instagram Captions For The Girl Who's Too Lazy To Come Up With Her Own

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You got all dressed up so your friend could take a picture of you (which turned into a low key photoshoot) and now you have the Instagram picture of your dreams. The only problem? You can't come up with a caption that's clever or witty enough to go along with your bomb ass picture. What do you do? Just forget about posting? Put a basic emoji instead of a caption? NO! Don't settle for an emoji! Never settle for an emoji! Just use one of these 11 Instagram caption ideas. They're cute, trendy, and they'll perfectly capture the #mood of your picture — you can thank us later.

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"Adios Bitchachos"

"Bitchachos," according to Urban Dictionary, is the female, Latino gangsta equivalent of "Muchacho." And the word itself was created by combining the words "bitch" with "muchacho." 

But enough with the history lesson. 

"Adios Bitchachos" is a sassy little caption because you're basically saying, PEACE OUT, to all the bitchachos in your life. Buh, bye!

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"Black Is My Happy Color"

Are you wearing all black in your picture? Is black the most important color to you? Good. Here's your caption. 

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"Weekend Vibes"

Okay, so there's like zero chance you haven't seen this caption before. It's very basic, and that's okay. If your picture is basic, and you could care less because you look FIRE, use this caption. We won't judge you!

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"My Excuse Is That I'm Young"

When in doubt, use literally ANY Drake lyric for your captions. For whatever reason, Drake's words are Instagram porn and you're guaranteed a mad decent amount of likes if you use a banger phrase like this. 

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"Stay Cozy, My Friends"

Do you get it? It's a play on words. Instead of the famous, "Stay Thirsty, My Friends" line from the Dos Equis guy, your caption will read, "Stay Cozy, My Friends." Ya know? Because it's cold AF, outside? We KNOW, it's super clever.

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"I Make Pour Decisions"

We're not trying to peer pressure you into drinking. BUT if your picture does include some sort of DRANK, this is truly the ideal caption to use. It's witty, and if your context is right (aka the picture is of you in a club getting low key wasted), you HAVE to use this caption...before we do.  

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JORDAN WHITE

Jordan White is a freelance writer and editor. She's a lover of all things chocolate and can usually be found lounging at the nearest coffee shop. She's based in Scottsdale, Arizona and hates the heat with a burning sensation. Her motto? "Obviously, yes!" 

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