16 Hilarious Michael Scott Quotes That'll Make You Want To Re-Watch 'The Office'

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Michael Scott is probably the funniest man alive. Not only is he the world's best boss (according to the mug he bought himself), but his one-liners are straight fire. Watching The Office is like watching a hilarious show about people you wish you worked with in real life. But unfortunately, you don't, because The Office is just that...a television show. Jim and Pam aren't really married, Dwight doesn't own a beet farm, and Michael Scott isn't a real person. But whatever, that doesn't mean we can't be obsessed with every single character from The Office, especially Michael Scott. Right?

Whether he's flirting with Pam, trying to talk to Jan, or making grossly inappropriate jokes, Michael Scott is the man. And we must never forget him! How can we make sure Mr. Scott still lives in our hearts? By taking the time to reflect on his most quotable moments...DUH!

Thank you Steve Carell for portraying a character with so many hilariously memorable lines:

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Who can forget Michael's go-to line? "That's what she said" will go down in history as the best phrase to add if you want to dirty up a sentence! 

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LOL! Remember when Michael had to stop the "sexual harassment" that was happening in his office (thanks to Todd Packer)? Clearly, he took it a little too far. 

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When Michael thought having "Little Kid Lover" as his online dating username was a good idea....SMH!

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Don't know about you, but this logic makes perfect sense to us! *sarcasm*

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Is it, though?

Side Bar: Jim's commentary is EVERYTHING!

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Same, Michael. Same!

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This is probably one of the most quotable lines from the entire show!!! "I'm not superstitious, but...I'm a little-stitious." Makes perfect sense!

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Can you listen to this Britney Spears song without thinking about Michael saying, "It's Britney, bitch"? Because we certainly can't. 

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Remember when Michael was trying to have a serious conversation with Jim and called him by his "full name?" Jimothy has a nice ring to it!

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Michael's disgust for Toby was a feeling we could all relate to. We all have that one person who we just don't believe should be existing in our life...right? 

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JORDAN WHITE

Jordan White is a freelance writer and editor. She's a lover of all things chocolate and can usually be found lounging at the nearest coffee shop. She's based in Scottsdale, Arizona and hates the heat with a burning sensation. Her motto? "Obviously, yes!" 

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