It's not that hard: you build something cute, make sure there are no small parts, label it correctly and stick it on a shelf. That's literally all it takes to make a children's toy.
Unfortunately, even that seems too complicated for some of the world's manufacturers. Some of these are funny, some are absolutely terrifying, and there are way, way too many penises for comfort.
Toys-R-Us would never have let these happen *a single nostalgic tear falls*.
Those Are Some Funny Looking Dogs
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Baby's First... Nevermind
If Looks Could Kill
This Is Not The Pokemon Toy You Are Looking For
I Don't Remember This From The Movie
Yoda You Are Not
What Would Eeyore Say?!
A Questionable Role Model
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